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04-09-08 - Okay, so last night I actually unprivatised a lot of rants. I guess I went OTT in terms of privatisation - i.e. I wasn't reviewing videos properly. For example, I'd privatised one of the 'Yanks' videos, because I subconsciously thought, "can't have that, it'll offend Americans" - then last night I thought, what the fuck, no it won't, it'll offend Yanks, and Yanks deserve to be offended. Anyway so yeah you'll notice that there's a lot more rants available again now, although most of the older ones still remain privatised (not as vitriolic/funny, not necessary, whingy etc etc, same as before). So, yeah.

02-09-08 - Some of you may have seen my video entitled 'hot sexy asian thai...' whatever it is, where it's me eating Doritos for 7.5 minutes and there's a quick flash of a frame of a pair of tits quarter of the way in, to cheat the thumbnail and get those lifeless cunts that search for porn on Youtube to stumble across my video. The video's on about 1,932,000 views now and was steady at about 25,000 views a day up until the 28th August, when it unfortunately shot down to a measly 5,000 a day :(. I presume this is because some video it was related to has been removed. Sigh. Oh well, I will continue to monitor its progress...

31-08-08 - Yo bitch. I have been receiving a few PMs from you saying loads of my videos have gone and why are they gone and put them back up and this and that. I have privatised a lot of rants because I believe them not to be vitriolic enough, funny enough, or even necessary. I have also privatised a lot of other non-rant videos that also just aren't really that necessary/frequently watched. (Some people, naturally, as with anything, believe I privatised some of the videos (specifically the HolyMoly rebuttals) "out of fear" - fear of what, you tell me. I actually privatised those because they were temporary videos, as they are nothing but rebuttals and once they have served their purpose they are no longer necessary and simply clog up my channel. Anyway, with regards to the majority of the privatisation, I want to clean up my channel and have just the best stuff now as I am starting a 'new video phase' whereby I'm doing less rants and more 'external' stuff, i.e. shooting stuff with other people, on location etc, rather than having hundreds of videos of me in front of that same display in my room. I want to do more sketches and things now and I want them to be more visible to people, because before, they were hidden in this pile of rants, and they didn't get watched as much.

I am aware that many of you are disappointed by this, and yes I am sorry about that but I'm afraid it's how it is - there'll always be people that disagree with your actions but meh, I've made that decision and I see it to be a very productive one and I think my channel looks a lot better now.

25-03-08 - New BOD and Jacks' Band album out! This is their 'last ever' album, so cherish it like it's the last child you'll ever be able to have.

07-03-08 - Bloody hell fire, this Bunny Droog clan is growing incredibly fast. I don't know if I'm going to be able to keep track of it all...

06-03-08 - BOD TV, a live 'Big Brother' style feed of me, was launched. Occasionally I will do pieces to camera, just talk about stuff, have other people on, or even show you DVDs of old BOD videos or raw footage... wotev innit m8.

03-03-08 - Some trivia... I worked out that by the end of this year, my 'Doritos' video, a.k.a. "Hot sexy asian thai girls stripping..." [etc] will have around 1,150,000 views by the end of this year. Odd, isn't it, how every second of every day, someone somewhere in the world, on their search for breasts, is watching me eat Doritos.

03-03-08 - Oh also, in other news, a Youtuber called LLP81, who made a video called 'Paint Advert Spoof', which got featured, and resulted in my M&S Advert Spoof gaining 6-figure views, have made a new video called 'Facebook Anthem'. It's another well-made satire that has gained 5-figure views within days, even though they don't really have many subscribers. So I don't know how it got this popular, but anyway. It has 7 honours so far -

#96 - Most Responded (Today)
#15 - Most Viewed (This Week)
#5 - Most Viewed (This Week) - Comedy
#53 - Most Viewed (This Week) - Comedy - Global
#25 - Top Rated (This Week)
#4 - Top Rated (This Week) - Comedy
#58 - Top Rated (This Week) - Comedy - Global

But why am I telling you this? Because, the owner of this DID actually post this as a response to my 'Rant #101: Facebook Applications' video. But it didn't fucking work. I actually think it didn't work because I think they tried to post it as a response to multiple videos, which you can't do - which would make sense actually, because why would someone who gets that many views post it as a response to a video with only about 2,200 views? Anyway, I realised this morning that its views were in the 5-figures so I thought, "GAH, should have posted my rant as a response to this days ago"... now this all sounds very shallow and business-like, basically chasing numbers. Which, yes, I am, I guess. That's part of the fun, I treat Youtube not only as a hobby but a bit of a game, a bit of a challenge...

I still don't understand where it got all the views from - probably because it's a response to a video with 1.3 million views...

Anyway, there's only 2 responses so far and mine's one of them, maybe I'll get some new people into the BOD channel.

03-03-08 - To my mild shock, 'Profile Watch' has been much better received than I initially thought; when I first came up with the idea I wrote loads of notes down about various profiles, but then dismissed it as too negative as I wanted to stray away from just outright slating people for the way they are on their profiles - which I suppose makes sense, really. But oh well, comedy comes first - I decided to give it a try because I thought these profiles were a comedy goldmine waiting to be... mined... and indeed, people seem to really like it. Which is good. Although, I don't want to overdo it - I'll probably only do 5 or 6 episodes, because then it'll all be covered - there is the chance that it could run for ages based on the fact that there's such a wealth of profiles to take the piss out of, but it could get repetitive as the main points about the profiles will already have been made and I'll be relying entirely on one-liners. Anyway, cutting to the point, to add to this lovely response from people, Profile Watch 03, easily my best episode (and one of my best videos in general), got an honour today; nothing special I know, but considering it's 25 minutes long and I didn't think it would be popular in the first instance, it's quite nice. And I like recording things like this anyway.

20-01-08 - After seeing someone had thumbed-down a comment that said my accent had changed since being down south, I have come to this decision; that anybody who uses the thumb-up/down feature is an idiot. Plain and simple.

13-01-08 FINAL UPDATE - Okay I think I understand now. The 47,000 number WAS the number of channel views I'd had, but obviously not the amount I'd had that day. The 'Most Viewed Directors' list shows the directors' total Channel View count, NOT their daily one; and yes, my channel view count was rising quite rapidly (at about 100 views per hour) for some strange reason. No idea why. Which makes sense, because some of the other videos in the 'Most Viewed Directors' list below me had way more channel views than I did, but must have had less views per hour or whatever. Anyway I've lost that position now, I'm out of it altogether which is a bit gay. Sniff. End of fun.

13-01-08 UPDATE AGAIN - Okay this is getting silly now. Less than a couple hours later...

And BBC World News, and CNN... I've jumped twenty-seven places since I first noticed this this afternoon, when I stood at 92nd place. (I replaced this screenshot with the one where I'm 88th).

13-01-08 UPDATE - Right. I looked at my 'Channel Views' right, and that said 47,601 when my views on the 'Most Viewed Directors' said '47,549'. Now, as seen below, in the updated screenshot, the 'Most Viewed Directors' page says... 47,601 views. Looking at my profile right now, my channel has had 47,659 views. So it is going up fairly fast, but - I DIDN'T have all those channel views today! That's ALL TIME... so why the hell am I in most viewed directors of TODAY? This is ever so confusing...

Oh yeah, here I am on another Asian video site, I don't think it's a porn one though, well no it isn't... I dunno why my video is 'featured' though...

HOW?! With what video? 47,601 views... My account told me last night that I had about 588,000 views total, and this morning it was 592,000. NOT like... 638,000. And I've looked around at my videos and I can't see where the views have gone, I haven't had many more subscribers or comments... perhaps it's all on that 'hot sexy asian thai...' video? That got 3,000 views in a night - maybe it's had 50,000 but Youtube hasn't caught up with the view count (it does that when videos have an extremely high number of views). But why would it have SO MANY views?! Then again, haha - just noticed - look at the one two to the left of mine - "ADULTmoviesPORN...". I bet it IS that video. Seriously though, if that video has had 47,549 views already then oh my GOD what's it going to be like in a week... we shall see...

NB> I'm obviously not thinking "YAY more views this means I'll get more subscribers" 'cause chances are I won't, the views are purely there as a result of having an immitation porn video on my account. It's ironic because I was taking the piss out of people who put porn on their profiles to get views, and... I've just done exactly that by taking the piss. Heh anyway, we'll see where the views came from sooner or later. I keep thinking, "glitch?" but surely Youtube wouldn't glitch like that... well it wouldn't. Anyway, end of babble.

12-01-08 - Sigh, don't you just love those sites that automatically rip videos from Youtube and then upload them onto their own servers, pointlessly, as if anybody is going to search any website apart from Youtube for videos? And even more, don't you love the ones that automatically scan Youtube for porn-related tags so that the site can embed those videos? Even though... Youtube isn't for porn. But anyway, to my utter joy, two porn websites so far have embedded my 'hot sexy asian thai girls stripping naked boobs tits breasts' video. Which is absolutely hilarious to see:

Also, to my astonishment, last night I noted that that video had had 205 views, then 9 hours later it was at 645. I hope so much that it'll get thousands of views from lifeless mongs that scour Youtube for porn. It's apparently already tripped up one or two people.

03-01-08 - Ha, look at this. You know that I was tagged by whataboutadam? Well not only was I lucky here because he has like... 10,800 subscribers as of today (gained 200 in two days) - but his video that tags me has... 25 honours. Note... #2 - Most Discussed (x2), #5 - Most Discussed, #5 Most Viewed... isn't that lovely.

Honours for This Video:

#2 - Most Discussed (Today) - United Kingdom
#37 - Most Discussed (Today)
#2 - Most Discussed (Today) - People & Blogs - United Kingdom
#5 - Most Discussed (Today) - People & Blogs
#26 - Most Discussed (This Week) - United Kingdom
#5 - Most Discussed (This Week) - People & Blogs - United Kingdom
#51 - Most Discussed (This Week) - People & Blogs
#37 - Most Discussed (This Month) - People & Blogs - United Kingdom
#42 - Most Responded (Today) - United Kingdom
#9 - Most Viewed (Today) - United Kingdom
#5 - Most Viewed (Today) - People & Blogs - United Kingdom
#23 - Most Viewed (Today) - People & Blogs
#26 - Most Viewed (This Week) - People & Blogs - United Kingdom
#17 - Top Favorites (Today) - United Kingdom
#3 - Top Favorites (Today) - People & Blogs - United Kingdom
#16 - Top Favorites (Today) - People & Blogs
#15 - Top Favorites (This Week) - People & Blogs - United Kingdom
#2 - Top Rated (Today) - United Kingdom
#34 - Top Rated (Today)
#2 - Top Rated (Today) - People & Blogs - United Kingdom
#6 - Top Rated (Today) - People & Blogs
#10 - Top Rated (This Week) - United Kingdom
#2 - Top Rated (This Week) - People & Blogs - United Kingdom
#18 - Top Rated (This Week) - People & Blogs
#25 - Top Rated (This Month) - People & Blogs - United Kingdom

On my birthday I got my 400th subscriber, and today on New Years Day not only did I get my 500th subscriber, but I also got... shit loads more after that, thanks to 'whataboutadam' (www.youtube.com/whataboutadam) for linking me in one of his videos, amongst four other of his Youtube recommendations. So cheers to him, and cheers to those of you that have subscribed...

23-11-07 - Can I just say how AMAZING Google is. I mean seriously, they do everything amazingly and it's all free. Google Earth, for example. Incredible. Free. Same with Google maps. And Google Desktop, that's really neat and gadgety and nice. Everything they do is so slick and perfect and just works. So detailed. And what I'm MOST pleased about is Google Analytics. I use this to monitor traffic on my site, and Jesus CHRIST it's detailed, like, you can find out ANYTHING. SO much. I'm not gonna delve too deep into creaming all over it, but seriously, you can see how and why and through what what user from where did what when and for how long and where they went next and ARGH I love it. Brilliant for optimising my site. And what's rather interesting is I discovered that I had one visitor visit this site through a Nintendo Wii... which I thought was really weird. They only stayed on for 26 seconds though. But yeah best way to describe the detail of it is a tree. Go onto one branch, then onto a branch on that branch, and a branch on that branch etc, meaning you can find out almost any information you want and the list of parameters you can set are endless. SO WELL DONE GOOGLE! End of boring babble.

23-11-07 - Appeared on a Canadian college radio show last night at 5am-7am (11pm-1am 'Canada Time'), called UMFM (www.umfm.com). I basically got to choose about 15 songs for the 2 hour set, talk about them, and talk about myself and my videos a bit. Haha. Was done over the phone, of course. I think I babble a bit, I'm shit in interviews. But yeah, check it out in the 'Appearances' section of the website.

22-11-07 - Episode 9 of 'The TTS Show' has been uploaded. It is called 'Cribs' and it's the first 'full length' episode at 19 minutes and 8 lovely seconds. From now on I'm aiming to make every episode about twenty minutes long. In this episode we take a look inside the homes of Charles, Rich and Abdulama. It took fucking AGES to do so you better appreciate it. By ages I mean three solid days animating. Or 'animating'. It sort of is animated. In a really odd way. But not going into details about that. Anyway, it's a good episode, check it out. The TTS Show